I know I have a lot of pent up rage in me and I pretty much
know why. The ‘why’ is not important and
mostly boring but the random flare-ups sometimes surprise even me.
Am I the only person, for instance, who
witnesses a scene in my own mind of me standing on the hood of an oncoming car
while aiming a 25 x 20 foot, 8000 watt spotlight into the windshield of a selfish,
inconsiderate asshole driver with those blinding blue-tinged headlights on his
car that fry my cornea? Is it just me?
The entire fantasy only takes about a ½ of one second but it’s all there
in full detail. Me, blinding drivers who
offend my eyesight and teaching them the ultimate lesson in humility. I’m doing it for the greater good. And it only takes a second.
No you are not the only one!!! lol Just the other night I saw another driver make your fantasy his reality. First he flashed his truck lights at an oncoming car with bright lights, and the car turned on his high beams and left them on....So the truck, lol, responded with his three rows of search lights that were mounted on top of his truck. It was delightful. lol my bad.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God. I love that guy. I would have loved to witness that- better yet - to do it my own self. My next truck will have those lights mounted on top. Glad I'm not the only one.
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